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Am I right? A group of slave owners who wanted to be free! So they killed a lot of white English people in order to continue owning their black African people, so they could wipe out the rest of the red Indian people, in order to move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown Mexican people, giving them a place to take off and drop their nuclear weapons on the yellow Japanese people. 'This country was founded by a group of slave owners who wanted to be. 'Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.' 'The owners of this country know the truth: It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.' ' George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.' What we need is a king, and every now and then if the kingРІР‚в„ўs not doing a good job, we kill him.' 'I don't think we should be governing ourselves. There is actually a semi-important figure in American history who is named for a blow-job movie. 'These days many politicians are demanding change.

'You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.' 'Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?' Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. 'This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.' 'I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. 'If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.'

George carlin youtube stupid people full#

'The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post 'Thou shalt not steal,' 'Thou shalt not commit adultery,' and 'Thou shalt not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.' Then youРІР‚в„ўre just what theyРІР‚в„ўre looking for.

'Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. If you're preborn, you're fine if you're preschool, you're f**ked.' No neonatal care, no daycare, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. After that, they don't want to know about you. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. But once you're born, you're on your own. 'Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.'

'Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? ItРІР‚в„ўs because volunteers work for no pay. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.' 'Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. 'Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.' ' Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.' 'Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.' 'In America, anyone can become president.